when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
(via justsmallerontheoutside)
Maybe Moriarty was trying to write ‘I <3 U’ on the apple but he messed up and was too embarrassed to ask for another one
so he killed sherlock instead
(Source: lissaraptor, via permantrackstar)
IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that
YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste
i know everyones freaking out about yahoo buying tumblr but maybe just maybe its the beggining of something
It begins.
(via bemusedlybespectacled)
AU: Star Trek: Into Darkness / BBC Sherlock:
for honoring his partner, Khan took a fictional name as “John Harrison”, a compliment for John Watson; his partner who’s currently sleeping on one of the frozen “torpedo”. he asked them to release John, but they took John away from him instead.
…AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA————AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA——-AHAHAHASH OHFUCKNO.
(via permantrackstar)
GOOD GOD best Sherlock Holmes post of all time, ever, I declare it. Done.
Sherlock Holmes has officially won the whole internet.
That would be the sassiest family reunion ever to exist on this planet. There would be a bunch of really put upon Watsons sort lingering near the booze, each eyeing their respective Holmes, wondering who would have to be put into Time Out first.
(Source: modemcat, via madameravenclaw-of-221b)
I just wanna grab his cheeks and make sure he’s real.
of course he’s real… he’s the real
(Source: 365days-of-benedictcumberbatch)
i was a good student until the crushing weight of reality shattered my hope for the future
My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.
I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what ‘tumblrering’ is but he doesn’t want to be involved in my lonely shenanigans.
(via geothebio)
i was trying to explain to a friend earlier how hot hannibal is and i meant to say “astronomically hot” but what came out of my mouth was gastronomically hot
(via iwouldratherbbc)
